July 2012
kimburrit0:
I’ve met several people who were quite attractive but their voice didn’t match their appearance
consultingbabes:
“am I top or bottom” I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart
someone: hi
me thinking: be smooth
me: a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
seriously whAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD PUTS A ZEBRA IN A COLORING BOOK
time to shine
looking up 'ear hats' on tumblr Tags
little-town:
what i wanted
what i found
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When my mom's in my room and she's touching all my...
sodamnrelatable:
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person.
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
When talking about a crush... →
lulz-time:
Normal people…
My friends and I…
Anonymous asked: why not ? :(
Anonymous asked: Jamjam will you wait for me ?
Anonymous asked: Do you like anyone?
Black guy kills some people.
Society: Criminal.
Muslim guy kills some people.
Society: Terrorist.
Latino guy kills some people.
Society: Criminal.
White guy kills some people.
Society: Mental illness. (lost soul, complicated psyche, quiet loner, misunderstood, frustrated with life, experienced recent, traumatic, life-altering events that set him off; not to mention all the positive descriptors that are attached to him, i.e. intelligent, PhD candidate, honor roll student, etc.)
When you’re sad, you’re not really sad. You are merely oblivious to the good...
– Dianna Agron (via diveinme)
Anonymous asked: Who was your first kiss?